From the Denver Post:
" Ex-Aurora superintendent ousted because of his race, called “not Black enough” by school board members, report finds."
They probably took some part of the brain by mistake during the nose job.
I do remember going to a wedding once where the bride and groom had apparently both had ‘work done’ (I didn’t know them so well) and being amused by the joking along the same lines, i.e. what the children would look like, and who would take the blame. The guy doing the joking (a much missed friend RIP) was a doctor and his wife was in family law (really), which made it all the more amusing to discuss after champagne.
After the werewolf Bisclavret bites off the wife’s nose in Marie de France’s Anglo-Norman Lay, many of her female descendants are recognisable by their rhinotomies.
Therefore nose jobs have been inheritable since at least the 12th century. 
This would work on a plane, too:
That Dyson design is known as an un-fanned duct engine as opposed to the un-ducted fan engine that makes the news every once in a while.
From airline technical logbook pireps and technician answers
That’s an old list, but still cheers me up each time I see it.
